February 2012
thatsmoderatelyraven:
i don’t really make an effort to talk to people but if i like your posts a lot that is me reaching out
nyan-humor:
what if every time you yawn a ghost takes advantage and puts his ghost dick in your mouth
For Lent
joshishollywood:
fessicajaye:
I will be eating whatever I want, drinking all the soda I want, cussing all the fucking time, watching porn and having sex, and everything and anything else my wicked little heart desires.
Because I don’t believe in that shit.
me: i'm so bored..
unfinished tasks: um
soundsobeautiful:
Munro Chambers is really attractive.
mcakeface:
Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.
1 tag
2010: You're only cool if you have silly bandz.
2011: Planking is boss.
2012: HEY! Let's all choke on cinnamonn.
The US Government has announced that SOPA will... →
shercock-block:
odairette:
Don’t cha wish your girlfriend ran a blog like me
idliketobuyallyourchocolate:
did it hurt when you fell from heaven because have sex with me
if humans are 78% water
does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
Girl in class: omg tumblr is so great i'm so obsessed i have like 20 followers i'm so happy do you have a tumblr??
Me: no
manchesterorgasm:
be nice to your kids or they’ll talk shit about you on the internet
hussieslips:
hussiempreg:
on a scale of 1 to 9gag, how unfunny are you?
the-absolute-funniest
unhomogenized milk: no homo